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Slow Pete

Pete Slow is a buck-toothed, kind-hearted sperm. He's offered a once in a lifetime chance to make the A Team on Ejaculation Day, but the challenges of the perilous journey might just derail his chances.

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    Episode 1

    M Slow Pete is interviewed by an official, Shirley, about the possibility of being the 8th sperm selected for ejaculation.

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      M Slow Pete is interviewed by an official, Shirley, about the possibility of being the 8th sperm selected for ejaculation.

      M As Pete, Trudy and the elderly Kevin wait for their remedial swimming class, they meet the buxom, Sandy, a member of the A team.

      M As Shirley teaches Pete and Trudy about the mental obstacles they might face, the chain smoking Agnes appears and regales them all with the terrifying story of Rupert who was burnt to a crisp by the Vagina.

      M At a Neighbourhood Watch meeting, Brian Cox from the Penis Research Centre informs everyone of a current state of emergency - Millen is no longer producing any new sperms and there are some older, jealous sperms trying to 'take out' out the younger ones.

      M Pete and Trudy are trained in the gym by a deformed, double headed Australian sperm who always dreamed of making the A team.

      M Pete and Trudy go out on a 'date' and discuss their hopes and fears.

      M After an unscheduled ejaculation, Shirley recruits Pete into the A team.

      M Pete meets up with Trudy and her large German friend, The Oracle, who offers him some tips on how to seduce the Egg.

      M At Penis End, Pete rallies his trusty SeMen with a Braveheart type speech.

      M Series Final: Pete and his SeMen land in a petrie dish, but the Egg is closed for renovations.