Damo's best (and weirdest) quotes
Shortland Street’s resident IT expert is a master of the one-liner and has strong opinions on almost everything… and he is absolutely willing to share them.
Join us for a look inside the weird and wonderful inner world of Damo!
On the hospital hierarchy: “Surgeons think they’re god, but they’re just poncy private school boys who are too posh to become butchers”
When he was too afraid to go to the dentist: “Dentists! Charging like a wounded bull to make up for the fact they weren’t smart enough to be doctors. They’ll put me in more pain, the state-sanctioned sadists. Freaks who get off on penetrating strangers’ orifices”
When he confessed to more than he should: “Sometimes when I fart I blame Pele”
How he feels about Canadians: “Moose-munching maniacs!”
When he believed the house was cursed: “I’m rational to a fault Leelee but this has just got me very triggered. It’s the power of a good picture book”
On hangovers: “No memory of actual events but an overriding sense of shame?”
When he met the Followers of the Light: “We seek Dawn. The person, not the sunrise”
How he feels about Vinnie: “You are the wind beneath my water wings”
When his fears got the better of him: “I’m not going to be responsible for my bodily functions”
When he was caught out: “I elasticised the truth mildly”
When Dawn returned from the wilderness: “Your tricksy tongue’s not going to work on me you jasmine-scented forest witch”
When he kept Vinnie in line: “Got everything? Passport, neck pillow, morals?”
When he was at his most classy: “Hey, do we still want a child? Because I think I’m having a food baby”
When he sees public displays of affection: “It’s like watching goldfish eat each other”
On hot yoga: "You know I've got thermostat issues... and issues with folding my body into the shape of a pretzel"
When he's preoccupied: “Aliens can wait. I’m too busy thinking about hot, shirtless men with abs”