Life In Pieces – Monday 20 Mar

G Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage. Meanwhile, Tim, Heather and the kids have a contest to see who can accumulate the least trash.

PGR Greg joins Colleen's gym and goes overboard. Also, Heather and Jen host a secret garage sale that directly competes with one Joan is having.

PGR Heather and Tim meet a couple they want to socialize with, but Sophia and their son don't hit it off; Greg thinks he and Jen should take separate flights in case something happens to the plane.

PGR Colleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas caroling.

PGR Season Final: Greg is still bitter over an accident that side-lined a competitive game of Ping-Pong he and Matt had started years ago, so they decide to finally settle the score.

PGR When Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time they've had in months.

G Joan invites their recently widowed neighbour to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad reaction to Colleen's cauliflower dish.

PGR When Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trust. Also, Tim, Matt and Greg go camping.

AO When Chad is caught stealing Colleen's puppy, he uses the opportunity to pitch a new business venture; Heather tries to end things with her longtime hairstylist (Alex Borstein); Tim spoils Samantha's birthday party.

AO Tyler introduces his new girlfriend to the family. Meanwhile, Matt and Colleen are caught making out at the office by an obnoxious co-worker.